By Sanford Bach

You know what makes me sick?  I mean especially sick?

Politicians who use their dogs to get elected! That’s what!

Now we have two council candidates holding up their fluffy little doggies for voters to think they are good guys because they love their pets. Give me a break. How low can you go?  For heaven’s sake!  Dogs are smelly, stupid and are the only domesticated animals that kill babies and children.

 That’s why I respect the Chinese for wiping out dogs in their country. They have given a new meaning to the term “dog food.”

Dogs are useless animals that crap all over the community, spread fleas and rabies as well. The city should tax dog owners unmercifully. I get itchy at the sight of one of those mongrels.

People who own dogs are also stupid. They even look like their dogs.

 People actually think their dogs love them when they show affection. What a bunch of dog poo. They show affection only because they are manipulating their owners for food. They couldn’t care less about their owners.

All they care about is getting fed and then leading their owners down the block smelling other dogs’ waste products and leaving the same behind.

Let’s make sure we don’t elect those two dog-loving politicians. Vote for their opponents. We know who they are.  Down with dogs and those who use them for political reasons!

Argh!